Harrisonburg, Va. The Flash CS4 class at EMU waited for upwards of 13 minutes for their professor to come to class this morning. “I really want to learn how to Flash today, but I can’t do it without Scott’s help,” said Katie Rodriguez, a worried student. Scott is an expert in Flash, and his students were eagerly awaiting his appearance. Finally, the master Flasher rolled in at approximately 11:53 a.m. “Sorry I’m late. Sometimes A is B, and I know it should be A, but I choose B.” The class then promptly began learning about a program that does not function.